Who knew that there were so many undocumented chickens living in the shadows just waiting to spread their wings and fly?

I for one did not know the answer to that until today and I think the authorities in Garner were equally surprised to learn that as well. Last week I willfully became a member of a growing community of scoff-laws in Garner who have been illegally keeping what have been coined as ‘outlaw hens’ in defiance of the town’s outright ban on chickens within the town limits.